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吃饭时,一人说去方便一下,老外不解,旁人告诉他"方便"就是:上厕所

敬酒时,另一人对老外说,希望下次出国时能给予方便,老外纳闷不敢问;

酒席上,电视台美女主持人提出,在她方便的时候会安排老外做专访。老外愕然:怎么能在你方便的时候?美女主持人说,那在你方便时,我请你吃饭。老外晕倒!

醒来后,美女主持人又对他说,要不你我都方便时,一起坐坐?老外

又一次晕倒,再没有醒来!

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